
Date of issue: 27.02.2010
Song language: English
I Love You Because (You Look Like Jim Reeves) |
My girlfriend looks like Peggy Mount |
What am I supposed to do? |
I’m up the creek and never mind the paddle boy |
I haven’t even got a canoe |
I sold my soul to an Arctic Roll |
I went to hell on a red skidoo |
I did the Shake’n’Vac and broke my fucking back |
And now my library books are nine weeks overdue |
Knock, knock |
Who’s there? |
The patron saint of Llandudno |
The patron saint of Llandudno who? |
Tony Bastable |
You scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours |
And I’ll be in heaven before you |
I love you because you look like Jim Reeves |