Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Baguette Dilemma for the Booker Prize Guy, artist -Date of issue: 19.10.2014
Song language: English
Baguette Dilemma for the Booker Prize Guy |
| Well I’ve got a dead leg from kicking myself |
| For letting our friendship fade away |
| Aloysius Umbongo N’Danga O’Reilly is hot on my heels |
| With calamity powder |
| I saw you in Hoylake, edgy as ever |
| Up on the Red Rocks a-whooping and a-hollering |
| Six civic dignitaries, idiots all |
| Heading out to Hilbre |
| I wouldn’t go that way |
| Dickheads in quicksand an hour from now |
| I should have a word but I’ve not had me dinner |
| A place on the promenade’s got what I need |
| Do I scream for the beadle or go for the ham? |
| Do I go for the ham? |
| A baguette dilemma for the Booker Prize guy |
| A baguette dilemma for the Booker Prize guy |
| A baguette dilemma for the Booker Prize guy |
| A baguette dilemma |
| Flushed is the face that you hide in the lace |
| Of your mother’s mantilla, a bilious affair |
| I’ve got a picture which nobody needs |
| A picture of Lord Gort in his underwear |
| Out of the ordinary into the drains |
| Over the marshy Berwyn |
| Ever the denizen never the norm |
| That’s all very well but you’ve still got to eat |
| I’ve heard Alpha and Omega’s «All-you-can-stomach» |
| Is far and away your best bet |
| You can eat in or take away |
| Your call, what do you say? |
| If you snack on the hoof you’ll still get to catch |
| The massed wank for the RNLI |
| RNLI |
| A baguette dilemma for the Booker Prize guy |
| A baguette dilemma for the Booker Prize guy |
| A baguette dilemma for the Booker Prize guy |
| A baguette dilemma |