Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song If My Friends Could See Me Now, artist - Gwen Verdon. Date of issue: 18.10.2004
Song language: English
If My Friends Could See Me Now |
| Tonight at eight, you shoulda seen |
| A chauffeur pull up in a rented limousine |
| My neighbors burned, they like to die |
| When I tell them who is gettin' in and goin' out is I |
| If they could see me now, that little gang of mine |
| I’m eating fancy chow and drinking fancy wine |
| I’d like those stumble bums to see for a fact |
| The kind of top drawer, first rate chums I attract |
| All I can say is, «Wow-ee», looka where I am |
| Tonight, I landed, pow, right in a pot of jam |
| What a set up, holy cow, they’d never believe it |
| If my friends could see me now, if they could see me now |
| My little dusty group, traipsin' 'round this million dollar chicken coop |
| I’d hear those thrift shop cats say, «Brother, get her |
| Draped on a bed spread made from three kinds of fur» |
| All I can say is, «Wow, wait till the riff an' raff |
| See just exactly how he sign this autograph» |
| What a build up, holy cow, they’d never believe it |
| If my friends could see me now, if they could see me now |
| Alone with Mister V., who’s waiting on me like he was a maitre d' |
| I’d hear my buddies saying, «Crazy, what gives? |
| Tonight she’s living like the other half lives» |
| To think the highest brow, which I must say is he |
| Should pick the lowest brow, which there’s no doubt is me |
| What a step up, holy cow, they’d never believe it |
| If my friends could see me now |
| What a step up, holy cow, they’d never believe it |
| They’d never believe it, if my friends could see me now |
| Hi girls, it’s me, Charity |