Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song White and Nerdy, artist - Grumpy CatDate of issue: 30.04.2013
Song language: English
White and Nerdy |
| They see me mowin' my front lawn |
| I know they’re all thinking I’m so white and nerdy |
| Think I’m just too white and nerdy |
| Think I’m just too white and nerdy |
| Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy? |
| Look at me, I’m white and nerdy |
| I wanna roll with the gangstas |
| But so far they all think I’m too white and nerdy |
| Think I’m just too white and nerdy |
| Think I’m just too white and nerdy |
| I’m just too white and nerdy |
| Really, really white and nerdy |
| First in my class here at MIT |
| Got skills, I’m a champion at D&D |
| M.C. |
| Escher—that's my favorite «M.C.» |
| Keep your 40, I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea |
| My rims never spin, to the contrary |
| You’ll find that they’re quite stationary |
| All of my action figures are cherry |
| Stephen Hawking’s in my library |
| My MySpace page is all totally pimped out |
| Got people beggin' for my Top 8 spaces |
| Yo, I know pi to a thousand places |
| Ain’t got no grills, but I still wear braces |
| I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise |
| I’m a whiz at Minesweeper—I could play for days |
| Once you see my sweet moves, you’re gonna stay amazed |
| My fingers movin' so fast I’ll set the place ablaze |
| There’s no killer app I haven’t run (Run) |
| At Pascal, well, I’m number one (One) |
| Do vector calculus just for fun |
| I ain’t got a gat but I got a soldering gun (What?) |
| «Happy Days» is my favorite theme song |
| I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong |
| I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on |
| I’m fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon |
| Here’s the part I sing on |
| They see me roll on my Segway |
| I know in my heart they think I’m white and nerdy |
| Think I’m just too white and nerdy |
| Think I’m just too white and nerdy |
| Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy? |
| Look at me, I’m white and nerdy |
| I’d like to roll with the gangstas |
| Although it’s apparent I’m too white and nerdy |
| Think I’m just too white and nerdy |
| Think I’m just too white and nerdy |
| I’m just too white and nerdy |
| How’d I get so white and nerdy? |
| I’ve been browsin', inspectin' |
| X-Men comics, you know I collect 'em |
| The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em |
| My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored |
| Shopping online for deals on some writable media |
| I edit Wikipedia |
| I memorized Holy Grail really well |
| I can recite it right now and have you «ROTFLOL» |
| I got a business doing websites |
| When my friends need some code, who do they call? |
| I do HTML for 'em all |
| Even made a homepage for my dog, yo |
| I got myself a fanny pack |
| They were havin' a sale down at The Gap |
| Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap |
| Pop, pop, hope no one sees me, gettin' freaky |
| I’m nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream |
| I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team |
| Only question I ever thought was hard |
| Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard? |
| Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair |
| Got my name on my underwear |
| They see me strollin', they laughin' |
| And rollin' their eyes 'cause I’m so white and nerdy |
| Just because I’m white and nerdy |
| Just because I’m white and nerdy |
| All because I’m white and nerdy |
| Holy cow, I’m white and nerdy! |
| I wanna bowl with the gangstas |
| But, oh well, it’s obvious I’m white and nerdy |
| Think I’m just too white and nerdy |
| Think I’m just too white and nerdy |
| I’m just too white and nerdy |
| Look at me, I’m white and nerdy |