
Date of issue: 27.08.2012
Song language: English
I'm The Greatest Star |
I got 36 expressions! |
Sweet as pie to tough as leather |
And that’s six expressions more than all them Barrymores put together. |
Instead of just kicking me why don’t they give me a lift? |
Well, it must be a plot! |
'Cause their scared that I got… such a gift? |
Well, I’m miffed |
Cause I’m |
The Greatest Star |
I am by far! |
But no one knows it--OY |
They’re gonna hear a voice |
A silver flute (ah ooh ah ooh) |
They’ll cheer each toot |
(Hey, that kid is terrific, mmm) |
When I expose it |
(Now can’t ya see to look at me that) |
I’m a natural Camille. |
As Camille I just feel |
I’ve so much to offer |
(Hey, listen kid I know I’d be divine because) |
I’m a natural cougher |
(ahoo, aheh, ahay) |
Some ain’t got it, not a lump |
I’m a great big clump of talent |
Laugh! |
(ha ha ha ha) |
They’ll bend in half |
(Did you ever hear the story about the traveling salesman?) |
A thousand jokes |
(Stick around for the jokes!) |
A thousand faces |
I reiterate |
When you’re gifted, then you’re gifted |
These are facts |
I’ve got no axe to grind |
Hey, whaddaya blind? |
In all of the world so far |
I’m the greatest star |
No autographs, please. |
Ya think beautiful girls are gonna stay in style forever? |
I should say not. |
Any minute now they’re gonna be out. |
Finished! |
Then it’ll be my turn |
hmph! |
Who is the pip with pizzazz? |
Who is all ginger and jazz? |
Who is as glamourous as? |
Who’s an american beauty rose? |
With an american beauty NOSE!!! |
And ten american beauty toes? |
Eye on the target and wham |
One shot. |
One gun shot and BAM! |
Hey Mister Keeney! |
Here I am! |
I’m the greatest star |
I am by far |
But no one knows it That’s why I was born |
I’ll blow my horn |
Till someone blows in I gotta break the lights |
Gotta flash of light |
I’ll flicker then flare up! |
All the world’s gonna stare up! |
Looking down you’ll never see me, |
Try the sky cause that’ll be me! |
I can make 'em cry! |
I can make 'em sigh! |
Someday they’ll clamor for my drama |
Have ya guessed YET! |
Who’s the best yet? |
If ya ain’t, I’ll tell ya one more time |
You’ll bet your last dime |
In all of the world so far |
I am the greatEST, greatest |
Staaaaaaar! |