Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Big Ass Heart, artist -Date of issue: 27.08.2012
Song language: English
Big Ass Heart |
| Puck: |
| My girl went to the doctor cause her heart had palpitations |
| He said cut the carbs, or else she’d end up pushing up carnations |
| She stepped up on the scale and the doctor said, «Oh Lordy» |
| If you don’t drop a few girl, you won’t make it past age forty |
| My girl said, «Hey lookie, on that fancy x-ray chart» |
| Said the doctor, «Holy hell that’s one G.D. big ass heart» |
| I’m telling you my friend, my girl’s got a big ass heart |
| When she shops for groceries that heart gets its own damn cart |
| That big ass heart can pump two tons of love through her chest |
| And then sit down and win a lovin' pie-eating contest |
| I love that big ass heart so much I think it isn’t fair |
| Like how your heart won’t pay me back for breaking all my chairs |
| So sick with love I think I’m coming down with rickets |
| When that big ass heart flies coach it has to pay for two plane tickets |
| Oh, that big ass heart |
| Oh, that big ass heart |