| Well, the road was hot and flat as a ruler
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| Good hundred miles between me and Missoula
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| That vinyl top wasn’t gettin' no cooler
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| So I stopped at a quickie sack
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| Well, I figured I’d need about a sixth of Miller
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| And one of those things so I wouldn’t spill 'er
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| And I asked the girl if the beer was in the back
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| She said…
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| It’s dry town
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| No beer, no liquor for miles around
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| I’d give a nickel for a sip or two
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| To wash me down
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| Outta this dry town
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| So I turned right around, no hesitation
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| Cursed the laws for ruinin' the nation
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| Waved goodbye to the boy at the station
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| But she wouldn’t go in the gear
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| He said it sounds like your transmission
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| You need Bob, but he’s gone fishin'
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| On his day off, he gets a long way from here
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| 'Cause…
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| It’s dry town
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| No beer, no liquor for miles around
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| I’d give a nickel for a sip or two
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| To wash me down
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| Outta this dry town
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| Well, back home friends you can get a dose of
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| Something strong from your local grocer
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| So I walked down 'til I got a little closer
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| To a place called Happy John’s
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| He said, «I keep some for colds and fevers
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| Down under here’s where I usually leave her
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| But just last night I felt a cold comin' on»
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| Now…
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| It’s dry town
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| No beer, no liquor for miles around
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| I’d give a nickel for a sip or two
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| To wash me down
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| Outta this dry town
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| I’d need a sip or two
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| To wash me down
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| Outta this dry town |