
Date of issue: 31.12.2000
Record label: Grand Upright, Union Square
Song language: English
Two's Company (Three Is Allowed) |
Sellotape is sticky |
Now there’s a surprise |
Next they’ll tell you you can see out of your eyes |
Mummified mummies daddies little girl |
Had the operation then became an earl |
Once you would have kissed her gently on the cheek |
Now she kisses you beginning with your feet |
Roles that are reversing so misunderstood |
Kids who think monogamy is a piece of wood |
Ooh but two’s company three is allowed |
Two’s company three is allowed |
Two’s company three is allowed |
These days as a woman you are out of place |
If you’re not a lesbian whose friends are gays |
Anything is normal normal is of course |
Getting married after planning your divorce |
Usually I don’t go much at all on twins |
Once you’ve seen the one you’ve seen them both I think |
Mind you when they’re pretty pretty as a peach |
Whose to say that on the day with one of each |
Ooh two’s company three is allowed |
Two’s company three is allowed |
Two’s company three is allowed |
I look like I wanna look I wear what I like |
It won’t be a suit and no it won’t be a tie |
A tie is a dead heat not a knot round your neck |
Neck is what you do when |
Alone with your girlfriend |
Ooh but two’s company three is allowed |
Two’s company three is allowed |
Two’s company three is allowed |
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Alone Again (Naturally) | 2016 |
Solo Otra Vez | 2015 |
What's In a Kiss | 2016 |
Alone Again | 2014 |
I Hope You'll Stay | 1971 |
Clair | 2016 |
All They Wanted To Say | 2016 |
Happiness Is Me And You | 2016 |
Get Down | 2016 |
Who Was It? | 1971 |
You Are You | 2016 |
Nothing Rhymed | 2016 |
A Friend of Mine | 2016 |
We Will | 2016 |
Out Of The Question | 2016 |
No Matter How I Try | 2016 |
Ooh-Wakka-Doo-Wakka-Day | 2016 |
Why Oh Why Oh Why | 2016 |
That's Love | 2012 |
In My Hole | 1971 |