| I want to tell you, I might as well do
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| About a girl I met back in May
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| Her name is Rita and you should see her
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| And she goes Ooh wakka doo wakka day
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| She’s got a brother like any other
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| Who got his nose caught inside a gate
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| And when they freed him, it so relieved him
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| He just went Ooh wakka doo wakka day
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| You wouldn’t think to look at me
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| That I was strong
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| But underneath it all, I really am
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| And just to prove it, why;
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| Only the other day
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| I picked a needle up with one hand
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| Now, up in Bradford a chap named Radford
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| While taking part in a local play
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| Was intercepted and then suspected
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| Of going Ooh wakka doo wakka day
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| Hey, hey…
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| Who’s that lady I saw you with?
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| It was not your wife
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| It looked to me suspiciously
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| Like someone I have never seen before in my life
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| Doo-doo doo-di-doo …
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| It’s not suprising when you come to think of it
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| Just what it is that makes people swear
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| You only have to sing about bleepin' thing
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| And there’ll be bleeping ev’ry-bleeping-where
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| Now, if you love me, you’re not above me
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| And if you don’t, well, what can I say
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| Except we’ll see when you come to tea, then
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| You can go Ooh wakka doo wakka
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| Ooh wakka doo wakka
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| Ooh
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| Wakka doo
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| Wakka day |