| Good morning Mary Ann
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| And how are you upon this bright
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| And sunny morning
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| I hear your brother Ted
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| Got caught for speeding
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| But was let off with a warning
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| I hope he’s learnt his lesson
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| And the next time he goes out will drive with care
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| It doesn’t pay to drive too fast
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| All it does is make your life last shorter
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| I know you won’t believe this
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| But it happens to be true
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| I am a loner
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| My only real companion is dog I’m very fond of
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| His name’s Homer
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| He follows me wherever I go
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| And of course I do my best to feed him
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| It’s not the easiest of tasks
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| When you consider unlike cats
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| They’re broader
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| Do what you want to within reason
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| But-remember take your time
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| Nothing stops for those
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| Who can’t afford to wait
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| The best advice that I can give you
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| Is to hold on to your head
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| And as long as you are good and kind
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| You’ll always be a friend of mine
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| And it’s true to say that a good fiend is hard to find
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| But I’d like to think that you were
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| A friend of mine
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| Good morning, Sarah Jane
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| And how are you today
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| Tell me is that your mother
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| She looks a lot like you
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| Though come to think of it
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| You look like one another
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| It’s funny how with likenesses
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| Most people have a difference of opinion
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| They said that I was like my dad
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| Now they say that I’m just like his daughter
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| You’ll always be a friend of mine
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| As long as you are good and kind
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| You’ll always be a friend of mine
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| A friend in need is a friend indeed
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| You’ll always be a friend of mine |