| Oh Heaven help our Linda
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| She’s really done it now
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| What’s more it’s all so obvious
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| I mean her stomachs sticking out
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| If father tells me' mother
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| She’s bound to have a fit
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| Followed by a neat convulsion
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| Thanks to our permissive twit
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| She thinks his name was Ronald
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| Or was it Sid or Len
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| The only thing that’s certain
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| Is that it wasn’t Bill or Ben
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| Our parish priest God bless him
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| The very reverend Father Pitt
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| Will no doubt be preaching sermons
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| To our dear Permissive Twit
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| By now the word
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| Will no doubt have been heard
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| By almost every bleeding nosy parker in our alley all except that is
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| Our own great aunt Liz
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| Who I hear’s been deaf since the day our Grace recorded Sally, Sally, Sally
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| Unless we raise the money
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| She’ll have to let it out
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| What I mean is she will have to
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| Have it the right way wrong way about
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| In other words let nature
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| Take its course and do its bit
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| For the sake of those concerned with
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| Own dear permissive
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| Dear permissive twit |