| I’ve no wish to hurry you, love
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| But have you seen the time
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| It’s quarter to ten and we’re supposed to be there at nine
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| I don’t think the registrar
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| Will be very pleased
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| When we show up an hour late
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| Like two frozen peas
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| Both now facing for the first time
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| Presently and past
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| Something that begins with «M»
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| And ends in «alas»
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| More than not complete disaster
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| Even form the start
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| What could it be?
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| It’s Matrimony
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| I know how you dreamt about
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| Being walked down the aisle
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| But think of the money we’ll save
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| And you will see it’s worthwhile
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| It won’t please our mums and dads
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| But they don’t even know
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| Besides, if they did what’s the betting
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| They wouldn’t even go
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| You and me are all that matters
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| Disregard the rest
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| Trust your soon to be old man
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| He knows what is best
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| Very shortly now there’s going to be
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| An answer from you
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| Then one from me
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| That’s matrimony
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| Oh, I’m truly grateful for the little things in life
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| That have made me so glad
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| Every other hour that I spend with you
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| Is not in the least bit sad
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| Quite the opposite, in fact
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| And if you don’t believe me
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| Here’s the proof
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| Ask me if I and I’ll say «Aye, I do»
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| Oh, woah, woah, woah
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| Oh, oh
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| Ooh
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| Woo!
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| You and me are all that matters
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| Disregard the rest
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| Trust your soon to be old man
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| He knows what is best
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| Very shortly now there’s going to be
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| An answer from you
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| Then one from me
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| That’s matrimony
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| Marriage
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| The joining together of two people
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| For better or for worse
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| Till death them do part
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| Olé |