| Doctor in love who is above
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| All others close to you
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| Is it the Queen is it obscene
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| Tell me I want you to
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| Oh I’ve often wondered what it is that incites
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| So many young people to take part in those riots
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| Whereby all men in blue are the targets to destroy
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| Lady be good I wish you would
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| Meanwhile exclusively
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| Have I the right to print in spite
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| Of what your views would be
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| Concerning those matters of the utmost degree
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| The point being the question and the question being he
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| Who laughs first has a thirst to laugh longest
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| Has he?
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| Over there (over where)
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| Over there (over where)
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| On the wall (what wall)
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| The one in the hall (oh the hall)
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| I can see (we can see)
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| Well you could have fooled me
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| Some take the attitude that life is a drag
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| They say and I quote «Man it just isn’t our bag»
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| But if that’s where it’s at why the hell don’t they go
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| Houdini said to get out of bed
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| Was the hardest thing he could do
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| Yet when he’s tied strait-jacket plied
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| He’s out at the count of two
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| It seems elementary my dear Watson I know
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| But think what would happen if for instance this show
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| That we’re in should begin not one hour but
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| Two late
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| Over there (over where)
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| Over there (over where)
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| On the wall (what wall)
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| The one in the hall (oh the hall)
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| I can see (we can see)
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| Well you could have fooled me |