| I think love is just a load of crap
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| But having said that
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| If you’d love me the way that I love you
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| I’d take it all back
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| I don’t give a dam about you now
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| And I’m not being sour
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| There’s plenty more of you where I come from
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| On the hour
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| Every hour
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| And I don’t suppose you’d consider
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| Accompanying me out to dinner
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| Found this really cute little French place
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| The food they tell me is Greek
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| I’ll understand please forgive me
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| What’s his name is it Dave
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| Does he take you everywhere
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| I’ll bet
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| He’s lousy in bed
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| Not like me
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| Oh I think women are completely daft
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| But having said that
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| How many of them do you ever hear
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| Get a heart attack
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| And having said that
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| Don’t come running after me again
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| I’m not your friend
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| Liked you once about a week ago
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| But that was then
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| Never again
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| Of all the women I’ve loved
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| You’re the first to make blood boil
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| All the others they would of course
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| Make it bleed
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| I don’t know how to thank you enough
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| Can’t stand the sight of blood
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| You see
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| You mean nothing to me anymore
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| So now you know
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| I had been thinking that for quite some time
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| I’d let you go
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| So now you know
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| And don’t think that I don’t men this
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| Whatever we had between us
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| Is to the best of my knowledge
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| Now a thing of the past
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| But then again if you came up
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| With nothing on but your make-up
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| Possibilities are
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| Out if the kindness of my heart
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| I might
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| For tonight
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| Let you in |