| I woke up late this morning
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| That’s the second lime this week
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| If my boss finds out I’m late again
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| He’s sure to make me leave
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| Is there no end to my worries
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| I’m forever wondering
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| My girlfriend’s name is Susan
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| We got engaged last march
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| Was killed while getting off a bus
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| At the top of marble arch
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| What did she do to deserve this
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| I’m forever wondering
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| Let me say that right away
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| Whatever you might think
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| I am not about to lose my mind
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| Although I might feel that way inclined
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| I’m not the type, no head for heights
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| You think you got your troubles
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| Well just take a look at mine
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| Must be the first pedestrian
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| To receive a parking fine
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| Is there no-end to my worries
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| I’m forever wondering
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| How can you sit there and say things like
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| Boy you’re looking good
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| When I feel like something the cat brought in
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| Not that I don’t like cats why think
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| Yours would look great on a curry plate
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| I’ve got this slight infection
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| Thought was in my head
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| When I asked my doctor what it was
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| He said «I don’t know myself»
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| Is there no end to my worries
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| I’m forever wondering |