| You barely know me
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| And already you’re installed
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| You left your number
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| Somewhere on my back it’s scrawled
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| Look I’ve enjoyed the few days
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| The fun we had
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| The memories may well linger
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| I can’t say fairer than that
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| Don’t tell me how it is
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| That I should not behave
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| Don’t tell me secrets that
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| You’re taking to your grave
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| I have to hand it to you
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| Put into bat
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| You’d made a good half century
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| I can’t say fairer than that
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| Tell me something I don’t know
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| That I don’t know I should
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| Tell me somewhere I can go
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| That I don’t know I could
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| She had the bluest eyes
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| That I have ever seen
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| Although being colour blind
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| It could be they were green
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| Women are always saying
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| Do I look fat
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| Could be you don’t look thinner
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| I can’t say fairer than that
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| You could argue we don’t know
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| How different we are made
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| You insist that it’s a shovel
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| I say it’s a spade
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| You’d never know it but
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| I’m very good at draughts
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| I’ll leave the front doors open
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| As well as the backs
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| Who wants to be in your shoes
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| Who wants to be in mine
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| Let’s start by saying in your shoes
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| I’d barely walk the line
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| Of all the dirty low down
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| Tricks you could have played
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| I love the one where you
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| Pretend to be depraved
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| You have the kind of features
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| From where I’m sat
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| You’d make a fish look happy
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| I can’t say fairer than that
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| Marks out of ten let’s face it
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| Caught in the act
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| You’d rate at least a seven
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| I can’t say fairer than that |