| I can mark time walk a straight line
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| Grab a mad bull by the nose
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| I can stand still on an ant-hill
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| And not once get itchy toes
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| I can even for no reason
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| Be as nice as I am rude
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| But I can’t get you to love me
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| I just can’t get you to love me
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| What do I do?
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| I can stand up put my hand up
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| Where perhaps it shouldn’t be
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| I can go down to a hoe-down?
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| Have one hell of a yippee!
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| I can also if you must know
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| Do whatever else I choose
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| But I can’t get you to love me
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| I just can’t get you to love me
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| What do I do?
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| All of my life I’ve been waiting
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| For a moment like this
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| And now that I’ve found it
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| You know something’s amiss
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| Can’t get you to love me…
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| I can tell tales hammer toe-nails
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| Write a letter to the Queen
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| I can easily and discreetly
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| Be as charming as obscene
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| When I feel light
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| I can take a fight
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| But I know one thing for sure
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| I just can’t get you to love me
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| I just can’t get you to love me
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| What do I do? |