| Some stupid guy with his head in the clouds
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| Thinks the world is a wondrous place
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| Next thing you know as he’s looking around
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| Plane hits him in the face
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| A sight for sore eyes are couples who think
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| Marriage is not for them
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| They want their children to know their dad
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| Is only their partner’s friend
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| I’m going backwards the way I came in
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| Going forward the same way out
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| I’ve got some blue chips to go with my fish
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| Which is still swimming round about
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| The sight of a pedophile being abused
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| A stalker being followed home
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| Who wouldn’t give their right arm to see
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| A scientist being cloned
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| What do you do when your think you’re in love
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| And she tells you you must be sure
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| How do you manage to get out of that
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| When you know that her heart is pure
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| On the wings of a dove fight has broken out
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| Someone flew in a rage hurling drinks about
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| I’m gonna love you as long as I can
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| For as long as we both agree
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| I’m gonna leave you the rest of my life
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| Along with some jewelry
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| A sight for sore eyes are couples who think
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| There’s no need for men
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| If they want a child they just go to a lab
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| Get it artificially insemmed
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| Some stupid guy has his arm in a lock
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| And he can’t seem to find the key
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| Someone should tell him it’s probably where
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| The key to his heart would be
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| And I’ll cry like a big girl
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| And I’ll kick like an ass
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| Who needs 18/30
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| 50 plus is a gas
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| I’m gonna love you as long as I can
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| For as long as we both shall live
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| I’m going to leave you the rest of my life
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| For as long as it’s mine to give
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| As long as it’s mine to give |