| I couldn’t get nobody to stand de-liver
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| I couldn’t get nobody to sit the pain
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| But when I hit the door as I sometimes rule
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| Honey you really should have seen me yeah
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| I looked a proper fool
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| I wouldn’t let her over the legal limit
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| I wouldn’t let her over the counter claim
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| Yet when she kicked the legs from under my stool
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| Honey you really should have seen me yeah
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| I looked a proper fool
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| Everyone’s a winner now
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| No-one is denied
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| Try telling that to let see
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| Civilians who have died
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| Soldiers too are victims mind
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| They bear the blunt of hate
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| But inside tanks
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| You get no thanks
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| I couldn’t let on that I was old and able
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| Couldn’t let on that I was more than game
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| Yet when I waded in thinking there’s a pool
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| Honey you really ought to have seen me yeah
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| I looked a proper fool
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| Honey you really should have seen me yeah
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| I looked a proper fool
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| Fool or not I can’t except
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| Justice isn’t blind
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| Kill somebody with your car
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| End up being fined
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| Kill somebody in it though
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| And you’ll get put away
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| Not for all time
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| That would be a crime
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| I couldn’t get nobody to grow impatient
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| Couldn’t get nobody to pour in rain
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| So when I hit the road even though it’s cruel
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| Honey you really should have seen me yeah
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| Honey you’re never gonna believe me yeah
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| Honey you promise not to repeat it yeah
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| (Honey we promise not to repeat it yeah)
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| I looked a proper fool
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| I looked a proper fool |