Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song I Would Never (Dissect a Ewe), artist - Garfunkel and Oates.
Date of issue: 20.02.2012
Song language: English
I Would Never (Dissect a Ewe) |
Remember the time we were in Biology class? |
We had to grow a plant to learn photosynthesis |
Let’s do it again! |
Remember the time we learned CH and HHC- |
Double OOH were a carbohydrate |
Dissolves faster than a lipase? |
'Cause I really like to learn about science |
And I think killing frogs is fine |
But my lab teacher crossed the line |
When he gave us all sheep’s eyeballs |
I would never dissect a ewe |
Believe me, I’d slice it if I wanted to |
I’d already would’ve ripped its face in two |
But that will never happen |
Remember the time we saw the nitrogen cycle |
Study of root nodules and legumes |
With or without rhizobium? |
Remember the time we studied homologous chromosomes |
DNA replication, looked at mitosis and meiosis |
Followed by division of the cytoplasm? |
'Cause I really like to learn about science |
We opened up that pregnant cat |
And the fetal pig was cooler than that |
But some things are disgusting |
I would never dissect a ewe |
Believe me, I’d incise it if I wanted to I already would’ve turned its hooves to glue |
(You would’ve liked it) |
But that will never happen |
No amount of alcohol |
Would sterilize it all |
When I was 5 I went to the petting zoo |
And that sheep face will haunt me |
(Sheep ghost… sheep ghost will haunt you) |
'Cause I would never dissect a ewe |
Believe me, I’d slice it if I wanted to I already would’ve punched it And asphyxiated its face with its own intestines |
And hung it from a basketball hoop to drain it… |
(Looked at it like I was a girl from the original movie |
«Fast Times at Ridgemont High"and then threw up Because my character just had an abortion) |
But that will never happen |