Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Google, artist - Garfunkel and Oates.
Date of issue: 20.02.2012
Song language: English
The sky isn’t blue, and the ocean’s not grand |
And string theory’s easy to understand |
The grass isn’t green, and the sun isn’t bright |
Healthcare will be resolved overnight |
The world isn’t round, and the Buddha’s not Zen |
And we both have really good taste in men |
And there really is a Black Forest land |
Where everyone gets all their ham |
And I swear, I fuckin' swear |
I didn’t Google you… |
Okay, I did, I admit it |
It was so easy to do |
7,008 results |
And I know everything about you |
You’re not a sex offender |
But you failed home ec in 1997 |
It really isn’t that weird |
Come on, we’re all adults here |
Everybody Googles each other |
Everybody does their Facebook research |
It’s how we get to know one another |
To make sure that we don’t get raped |
I don’t have any mental disorder |
And I don’t spend my weekends watching «Law & Order» |
It takes forever to get in my pants |
This old-fashioned girl likes romance |
I am not fearful of being alone |
And Zack Morris had a really small phone |
Ring ring ring r-ring ring r-ring ring |
Cell phones in the '80s |
And I swear, shit fuckin' swear |
I didn’t Google you… |
Okay, I did, I admit it |
And I know that you Googled me too |
How else would you have known |
That my dog contracted herpes? |
Sing it again, 'cause this melody |
Feels really good to sing |
Stop pretending it’s taboo |
Like masturbation in the '50s |
Everybody Googles each other |
Everybody does their Facebook research |
It’s how we get to know one another |
To make sure that you’re not in porn |
I do not mean to be jealous already |
But who is that girl in those pictures? |
She’s pretty |
I think you may have dated her |
Or maybe she’s your lesbian friend |
I see that you got really drunk on your birthday |
Was it sadness-related, or were you just thirsty? |
I do not mean to make judgments now |
But if we date, some things will have to change |
Everybody Googles each other |
Everybody does their Facebook research |
It’s how we get to know one another |
To make sure that you don’t have cats |