
Date of issue: 20.02.2012
Song language: English
Go Kart Racing |
Get on my go kart, strap myself in |
Rev up the engine let the fun begin |
Put my foot on the gas and I’m outta the gate |
But the faster I go, the more the metal vibrates |
My body’s tingling from my head to my toes |
But the thing that’s really buzzing I hope nobody knows |
Cause I’m feeling kinda funny in a biblical way |
God damn it’s shaking hard on my Georgia O’Keefe bouquet |
I never guessed this trembling machine would |
Turn the motor on under my hood |
Go kart racing, accidentally masturbating |
Go kart racing, mechanically self-fornicating |
Go kart racing, no stopping til I cross the finish line |
Shifting gears I can feel my heart throb |
Hope nobody notices I’m getting a lube job |
Don’t need no gentleman to start my engine |
Cause I can even feel a little rear suspension |
Trying to cover up my scandal like I’m Goldman Sachs |
But shit is getting real on this indoor |
Track |
About to go blind and I feel like a creep |
Cause it’s pressing on my horn like beep beep beep |
Now my driving is getting erratic |
Cause this transmission is automatic |
Go kart racing, accidentally masturbating |
Go kart racing, mechanically self-fornicating |
Go kart racing, no stopping til I cross the finish line |
If the fruit is ripe you might as well pluck it |
Was gonna slow down but then I thought fuck it |
No one look at me cause this is it |
Green flag go go holy shit! |
Go kart racing, accidentally masturbating |
Go kart racing, mechanically self-fornicating |
Go kart racing, no stopping til I cross the finish line |