Lyrics Go Kart Racing - Garfunkel and Oates

Go Kart Racing

Get on my go kart, strap myself in
Rev up the engine let the fun begin
Put my foot on the gas and I’m outta the gate
But the faster I go, the more the metal vibrates
My body’s tingling from my head to my toes
But the thing that’s really buzzing I hope nobody knows
Cause I’m feeling kinda funny in a biblical way
God damn it’s shaking hard on my Georgia O’Keefe bouquet
I never guessed this trembling machine would
Turn the motor on under my hood
Go kart racing, accidentally masturbating
Go kart racing, mechanically self-fornicating
Go kart racing, no stopping til I cross the finish line
Shifting gears I can feel my heart throb
Hope nobody notices I’m getting a lube job
Don’t need no gentleman to start my engine
Cause I can even feel a little rear suspension
Trying to cover up my scandal like I’m Goldman Sachs
But shit is getting real on this indoor
Track
About to go blind and I feel like a creep
Cause it’s pressing on my horn like beep beep beep
Now my driving is getting erratic
Cause this transmission is automatic
Go kart racing, accidentally masturbating
Go kart racing, mechanically self-fornicating
Go kart racing, no stopping til I cross the finish line
If the fruit is ripe you might as well pluck it
Was gonna slow down but then I thought fuck it
No one look at me cause this is it
Green flag go go holy shit!
Go kart racing, accidentally masturbating
Go kart racing, mechanically self-fornicating
Go kart racing, no stopping til I cross the finish line