
Date of issue: 27.01.2010
Song language: English
Mummy Invasion |
Wake one day, get out of bed |
Drop your Choc Dip as you look outside |
There’s a glowing pyramid on the edge of town |
It’s presence there comes as a surprise |
Bony hands that claw and scrab, dessicated devils from the past |
Anachronistic corpses escaped from the lab, stiff limbed invasion that came on |
too fast |
News reports are confused, talk of bandaged maniacs causing much ado |
Slow moving menace that overwhelms the town, it’s hopeless to fight now their |
claws are on you |
Fear of fire -there's nothing you can do |
Evils conspire -the jackal-headed god beckons you |
Borne to the pyramids, no use to shout, |
They can only speak in hieroglyphs |
See the doors marked 'locals in', 'mummies out', |
Oh dear god don’t let it end like this |
Production line of evil that pickles your skin |
Conveyor belt of terror stuffs amulets in |
Dehumanizing mummifying like a day spa gone wrong |
Then they send you out a mummy to do evil carry-on |
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