| Napoleon Blownapart, 1610 —
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| Martin Luther, they did it again
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| World War Two, 1945 — tourists from the future, they did not survive Panzers at
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| Hastings
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| 1066 — we fought with lasers, they fought with sticks
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| Nuking the Romans in 238
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| Enslaving the Cavemen in times before date
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| Strange confusion in space and time
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| Today, tomorrow, they blur the lines
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| Yesterday could be tomorrow’s today
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| But yesterday could be tomorrow too
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| A knight with an Uzi, that makes no sense
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| With mammoths and Mongols there is no defence
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| Hitler meets Caesar, Stalin and Nero
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| They’re building a robot, so don’t be a hero
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| Tyrannosaurus rampage in London town
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| Jack The Ripper wears the Russian crown
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| Stonehenge ruined in a hail of rockets
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| Shakespeare’s eyes — pulled from the sockets |