| Slip your penny in the slot, you’re tall enough to ride
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| Screw your eyes up nice and tight and take a peek inside
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| You’ll see the scary world that’s sort of right behind the normal one
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| Where goblin Nazis rule the world and lava rivers run
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| Look into my Terrorscope, I dare you not to see
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| I promise you no black ring around the eye for thee
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| Turn the crank and bring to life just what the butcher saw
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| Black magic lantern is projecting horrors on the walls
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| Spiral to the other side
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| In my Terrorscope
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| Guaranteed to petrify
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| It’s my Terrorscope
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| You’ll see crudely doodled demons clippity-clopping their cloven feet
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| Or a Herbie Goes Bananas full of people you don’t wanna meet
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| A spooky realm of badly thought-up terror lurking in the lens
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| Such creepy and quite shoddy evil coming back again
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| Spiral to the other side
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| In my Terrorscope
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| Guaranteed to petrify
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| It’s my Terrorscope
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| Clear to see for those who’ll die
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| You’ll be horrified
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| It’s all in the eye of my Terrorscope
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| Look in the abyss too long, it looks back you see
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| What is real and what is no is not too clear with me
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| My big long fingers beckon you, I glide you to your seat
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| Reality’s a nightmare now, you’re seeing it clearly Spiral to the other side
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| In my Terrorscope
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| Guaranteed to petrify
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| It’s my Terrorscope
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| Clear to see for those who’ll die
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| You’ll be petrified
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| It’s all in the eye of my Terrorscope |