| If you’re on the scratcher and you’re sitting on your hole
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| Take heart, you better get smart
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| If you’ve only got a fiver and you wanna lose control
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| Be wise, you gotta improvise
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| At the bottom of the fridge you’ll find the answer to your prayers
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| Drink it neat, take it down to the street
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| Bargain basement booze that’ll give you curly hairs
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| Ice cold, Dutch Gold
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| Busted jocks
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| Wasted nights
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| Empty pockets
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| Tools and pipes
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| Sleeping rough
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| Jocks and hash
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| Toothless nights
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| Out of cash
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| Bless me father for I have gin
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| It went straight to my head
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| Drunk all day
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| Drunk all night
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| I’m tired and I wanna go to bed
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| In the great outdoors in the middle of December
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| Numb toes with your ass exposed
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| Throwing up in the canal, it’s a night you won’t remember
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| Rites of passage feeling massive
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| Your tongue goes numb you got smoke in your eye
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| Pouring down your neck, you’re a wreck
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| Drinking under bridges because such you’re a classy guy
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| Feeling right, getting super tight
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| Busted jocks
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| Wasted nights
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| Empty pockets
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| Tools and pipes
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| Sleeping rough
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| Jocks and hash
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| Toothless nights
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| Out of cash
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| Bless me father for I have gin
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| It went straight to my head
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| Drunk all day
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| Drunk all night
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| I’m tired and I wanna go to bed
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| Next day when you wake up and you feel like human dirt
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| On the bathroom tiles, can’t smile
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| Curry from the chipper down the front of your shirt
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| Such bright light, it’s just not right
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| Piecing it together like columbo on a case
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| Your brain is shot, crying quite a lot
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| There’s only one solution to the terror on your face
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| Another can’s your only man
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| Busted jocks
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| Wasted nights
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| Empty pockets
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| Tools and pipes
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| Sleeping rough
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| Jocks and hash
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| Toothless nights
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| Out of cash
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| Bless me father for I have gin
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| It went straight to my head
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| Drunk all day
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| Drunk all night
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| I’m tired and I wanna go to bed
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| Bless me father for I have gin
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| It went straight to my head
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| Drunk all day
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| Drunk all night
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| I’m tired and I wanna go to bed |