Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song This Isn't D&d, artist -Date of issue: 06.11.2017
Song language: English
This Isn't D&d |
| It was a roll of the dice and suddenly I met her eyes |
| Her imaginary beauty peaked at charisma 19 |
| She had the body of an angel and I had sworn to slay the beast |
| One perfect roll then my love fluids would finally be released |
| I raised my sword towards the sky |
| Milady I’ll save your ass tonight |
| I’ll break your bonds, I’ll set you free it’s my destiny |
| I fucking fumbled It’s an extraneous 5% risk |
| I rolled a 20 on a D20 Are you fucking kidding me? |
| I could have saved her |
| And the beautiful princess would have been mine |
| I rolled a 20 on a D20 It’s black magic and sorcery |
| When I look back on this quest my thoughts go out to all of the rest |
| Of my friends that lost their lives when we ran into the troll horde |
| We knew we were outnumbered, but we had better skills and eq |
| We had a wizard, thief and warrior, a ranger and a healer too |
| They raised their swords towards the sky |
| Without a single thought they were gonna die |
| And then they charged with battle cries into the fight |
| They fucking fumbled. |
| It’s an extraneous 5% risk |
| A bunch of 20's on their D20s. |
| Are you fucking kidding me? |
| We could have slain them |
| But I had to flee and leave my friends behind |
| A bunch of 20's on their D20s, It’s black magic and sorcery |
| This isn’t D&D. |
| It’s Trudvang chronicles |
| But even if it was the outcome would have been reversed |
| These words are metaphoric and they’re simply symbolic for Murphy’s law |