
Date of issue: 31.12.1998
Song language: English
Melted Vinyl |
Like Onslaught Meltdown vinyl hot as Sunspot he’s hunting Morlocks |
I’m sure Psylocke will save them from enslavement, it’s a Longshot, |
X-Factor in Excalibur we were the Fantastic Four plus one more, |
Kingpin was just a mortal removed from the mix, and now it’s Mr. |
Sinister’s Insidious Six, |
Polaris the pacifist, Galactus the activist, acting on his hunger for your |
planet that’s the last of it, |
make no mistake Mystique is messing with me, with mutants like her my trust is kind of iffy |
if we go back to wild style wild child riles Sabretooth up, I gave Nova a crewcut, I goofed up, |
now she’s seeing Redskull, I can’t say that today is dull, Strong Guy smashed |
upon the wrong guy, out of control, don’t take lightly The Mighty Thor he might |
forfeit yea right I’m sure X-ternally yours |
I work with whatever hand I’m dealt, I felt I needed more vinyl to melt and so it goes with help from super heroes, I felt I needed more vinyl to melt |
Mr. Fantastic could you reach around the corner down the block to the store and |
grab me a pop can, |
Torch is in the kitchen cooking something hot and Cyclops went to 7−11 to get |
some eye drops, |
while I’m waiting for Gambit and Thing to drop by, I got my magic mic in case |
Apocalypse should try (what?) to step up but my rep is uncanny and I heard Namor could flow the offshore I mean can he? |
Wolverine I need a clean cut and don’t say 'but' this time or this rhyme will |
fall short of fresh fish lines, |
Storm you got on too much eye liner just to go to Silver Surfer’s diner off the |
coast, |
the most she could do is call Rogue probably posing for Vogue but instead she |
went and told Nightcrawler to call her, |
now the Invisible Woman would help me see this that I be this, some kind of wonderful and to believe this, |
now Daredevil’s giving me static about to get dramatic |
when out of nowhere came Colossus who had lost us earlier but blocked the |
bullets from Daredevil’s automatic, |
I had about enough of this so I unleashed my magic mic and blew him away on melted vinyl |
I work with whatever hand I’m dealt, I felt I needed more vinyl to melt and so it goes with help from super heroes, I felt I needed more vinyl to melt |
I work with whatever hand I’m dealt, I felt I needed more vinyl to melt and so it goes with help from super heroes, I felt I needed more vinyl to melt |
The Punisher met his match so I scratched his Kitty Pryde, pulled the gun on me crying on the inside, |
we didn’t get along back then times were hard but that was before Professor X discovered Mastercard, |
Bishop’s sister Shard and I have Archangel watching over us at every angle, |
my ankle twisted but I heal real fast, Flash ran by real fast |
suddenly stopping up ahead and then we found him, Omega Red halfway dead |
I had to Alpha life flight him to hospitality’s bed, why did I help our enemy |
things are better left unsaid, |
it’s incredible how the Hulk can hold in anger and sulk, his depression I suspect caused the Domino effect |
now how bad can the Gladiator get, I bet he’s got Silver Fox sell her |
Goldilocks for profit, |
we knew of his diabolic plan but didn’t know how to stop it, he sent Sentinels |
but their attack was merely marginal, |
injuries included Banshee and particle Sandman and Shocker, what’s stranger |
than the doctor, |
Medusa had to interrupt Blackbolt shut up I wouldn’t believe it if I didn’t see |
it see it see-through |
Deadpool don’t play me for the fool Ms. Marvelous, I’d rather starve than kiss |
her deadly lips |
a lady’s Deathstrike |
it’s like open season on me, so i made a crossover call to the Justice League |
in Washington, D.C. |
I work with whatever hand I’m dealt, I felt I needed more vinyl to melt and so it goes with help from super heroes, I felt I needed more vinyl to melt |
I work with whatever hand I’m dealt, I felt I needed more vinyl to melt and so it goes with help from super heroes, I felt I needed more vinyl to melt |
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Being A Ghost Isn't That Great | 1998 |
Are You The Walrus? | 1998 |
Best Of | 1998 |
Daydreaming | 1998 |
Figuratively Speaking | 1998 |
Youth Of Today | 1998 |
Deliriously Cold | 2002 |
Letter To Myself | 2002 |