Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Hurt Feelings, artist - Flight Of The Conchords. Date of issue: 18.10.2009
Song language: English
Hurt Feelings |
| Some people say that rappers don’t have feelings |
| We have feelings (we have feelings) |
| Some people say that we are not rappers |
| (We're rappers) |
| That hurts our feelings |
| (Hurts our feelings when you say we’re not rappers) |
| Some people say that rappers are invincible |
| (We're vincible) we’re vincible |
| What you are about to hear are true stories |
| (Real experiences) autobiographical raps |
| (Things that happened to us) all true |
| Bring the rhyme |
| I make a meal for my friends, try to make it delicious |
| Try to keep it nutritious, create wonderful dishes |
| Not one of them thinks about the way I feel |
| Nobody compliments the meal |
| I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings |
| (I feel like a prized asshole, no one even mentions my casserole) |
| I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings |
| (You could’ve said something nice about my profiteroles) |
| Here’s a little story to bring a tear to your eye |
| I was shopping for a wetsuit to scuba dive |
| But every suit I tried is too big around the thighs |
| And the assistant suggested I try a ladies' size |
| I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings |
| (I'm not gonna wear a ladies' wetsuit, I’m a man!) |
| I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings |
| (Get me a small man’s wetsuit please) |
| It’s my birthday 2003, waitin' for a call from my family |
| They forgot about me |
| I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings |
| (The day after my birthday is not my birthday, mum) |
| I call my friends and say let’s go into town |
| But they’re all too busy to go into town |
| So I go by myself, I go into town |
| Then I see all my friends they’re all in town |
| I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings |
| (They're all lined up to watch that movie, Maid in Manhattan) |
| Have you even been told that your ass is too big? |
| (Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig?) |
| Have you ever been told you’re mediocre in bed? |
| (Have you ever been told you’ve got a weird shaped head?) |
| Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away? |
| (Once again, they forgot about J) |
| Were you ever called homo cause at school you took drama? |
| (Have you ever been told that you look like a llama?) |
| Tears of a rapper, tears of a rapper |
| I’m crying tears of a rapper, tears of a rapper |
| Yes, well all good examples |