Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros, artist - Flight Of The Conchords. Album song Flight Of The Conchords, in the genre Альтернатива
Date of issue: 21.04.2008
Record label: Sub Pop
Song language: English
Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros |
I’m the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous |
My beats are phat and the birds are on my back |
And I’m horny (I'm horny) |
If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede |
'Cause I hit you with my flow |
The Wild Rhino Stampede |
I’m not just wild, I’m trained, domesticated |
I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated |
And subsequently procreated |
That’s how it goes |
Here’s the Hip-Hopapotamus |
The hip hop hippo |
They call me the Hip-Hopapotamus |
My lyrics are bottomless |
Sometimes my rhymes are polite |
Like «Thank you for the dinner, Ms. Wright |
That was very delicious, good night» |
Sometimes they’re obscene |
Like a pornographic dream |
NC-17 with ladies in a |
Stream of margarine |
Ha ha ha ha ha ha, yeah |
Some margarine |
They call me the Hip-Hopapotamus |
Flows that glow like phosphorous |
Poppin' off the top of this esophagus |
Rockin' this metropolis |
I’m not a large water-dwelling mammal |
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? |
Did Steve tell you that, perchance? |
Mmmph, Steve |
My rhymes and records they don’t get played |
Because my records and rhymes they don’t get made |
And if you rap like me you don’t get paid |
And if you roll like me you don’t get laid |
My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment |
I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant |
Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist |
But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I’m trying to correct this |
Other rappers diss me |
Say my rhymes are sissy |
Why? |
Why? |
Why? |
What? |
Why exactly? |
What? |
Why? |
Be more constructive with your feedback, please, why? |
Why? |
Why, because I rap about reality? |
Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea? |
There ain’t no party like my nana’s tea party |
Hey! |
Ho! |
I’m the motherflippin' |
I’m the motherflippin' |
I’m the motherflippin' |
Who’s the motherflippin'? |
I’m the motherflippin' |
I’m the motherflippin' |
I’m the motherflippin' |
Motherflippin' |