Lyrics Friends - Flight Of The Conchords

Friends

Pom pom-pom, pom pom-pom (ping)
Pom pom-pom, pom pom-pom (ping)
Friends sing together
La la la la
Friends do things together
La la la la
Friends laugh together
Ha ha ha ha
Friends make graphs together
La la la la
Friends help you when you're in danger
Friends are people who are not strangers
Friends help you shift into a new place
Tell you if you've got food on you're face
Friends are the ones, on who you can depend
He's my friend, he's not my friend
Friends are the ones who are there at the end
He's my friend, they're not my friends
If you trip over I'll catch you're fall
If you kick my dick, I won't break you're balls
If you get drunk and vomit on me
I'll make sure you get home safely
If you cross the road and a truck struck you
And scrape you up and reconstruct you
I'll cheer you up if you're depressed
If you get murdered I'll avenge you're death
Friends walk together
La la la la
Pop and lock together
(zzi zzu zzi zzu)
Me and him together
La la la la
Me and Jim forever
Friends go jogging at the track
Friends borrow money never pay it back
Friends do not let friends do crack
Friends go out and grab a snack
Friends drink beer in the sun
Unlike girlfriends they don't mind if you have more than one
Friends tell you when you're flies undone
(Murray your flies undone)
My uncle john had a special friend
They dressed a like, his name was Ben
I've never seen two friends like them
They we're very very friendly men
La la la la
Friends, friends, friends
La la la la
Friends, friends, friends, friends
La la la la
Friends, friends, friends, friends
La la la la
Friends
La la la la, ping