Lyrics Father and Son - Flight Of The Conchords

Father and Son

Hey Dad
Yes Son?
I thought today was a lot of fun
Hey Son
Yes Dad?
Today was the funnest day a Dad ever had
Building castles in the sand
Just you and I
Driving round in the car
I even let you drive
Eating dinner from a can
Dads yummy can surprise
Just a guy and his little guy
Just a guy and his little guy
Son I know it’s hard to see your Daddy cry
But it’s been pretty rough since your Mother died
But stay strong, stay tough my little guy
Cause we can be a family just you and I
You know very well Dad Mumma didn’t die
She just hooked up with another guy
His names Trevor and now they live together
That’s where you pick me up on Fridays nights
Dont you wonder where I go?
You always go for a while
You never ask me where I’ve been
Don’t want to cramp your style
When I see you on weekends
You always make me smile
Just the smile of my little guy
Just the smile of my little guy
Hey Dad can I sit on your knee?
Got questions about the world that are troubling me
Well tell me all those questions that you have for me
And tell me does your Mother still mention me?
When I grow up what will I do?
Will I be a Fireman or work in the Zoo?
You can do whatever whatever you choose
The worlds at your feet well it’s all up to you
Just a boy and his Dad
Just a Dad and his kid
Hanging out together
Together
I’d like to live on the moon
Or maybe live on a star
Or will I be like you Dad and live in the car?
You can’t live on a star you’d be burnt into ash
And where you spend your nights is just a matter of cash
Will I fall in love and will it be forever
Or will she leave me someday for someone like Trevor?
You just never know how love will end
But don’t let her spend time with your handsomer friend
Just a boy and his Dad
Just a Dad and his Kid
Hanging out together
Together
Since your Mumma passed away
No, she did’t pass away
I think about your lonely little heart every single day
Oh she’s living in our old place
Together we don’t need to feel so bad
I’m not sad
Because I’ve still got Dad
Because you’ve still got Dad
And another even cooler Dad
Since your Mumma ran away
Oh she wished she did it years ago
I think about your lonely little heart every single day
Oh Pappa she calls you an asshole
But you don’t need to feel so sad
I’m not sad
Because I’ve got two Dads
Because you’ve still got Dad
And Trevor bought me a brand new bike
Since your Mother ran, since your Mother ran and passed away
Some of us really do other things and I
I think about your lonely heart your lonely heart every day
That’s where I go on weekday nights
But the two of us have got, the two of us got to be quite glad
I’m not sad
Because I’ve still got Dad
Because you’ve still got Dad
Hey Dad can I sit on your knee?
Got questions about the world that are troubling me
No Son you can’t sit on my knee
You’re too big you’re thirty-three
You’ll always be my little guy
But you’re thirty-three