Lyrics Pretty Keen on Centrefolds - Fight Like Apes

Pretty Keen on Centrefolds

I look up oh so high
I take a swing out of line
Say Daddy
Why was I born?
He said shut your mouth
So I creep into a cafe
And people are fucking and driving and spinning around
They’re listening to cassettes man
In the morning around the house
I get naked
And I’m out chasing tail again
When were they born?
I’m pretty keen on centrefolds
but no-one's gonna love me
no-one's gonna love my like that
I’m pretty keen on tubular bells
but no-one's gonna love me
no-one's gonna love me for that
I’m peachy keen and I’m terribly kind
but no-one's gonna love me
no-one's gonna love me like that.
I go out with this girl
and people keep creeping
asking questions
and pissing around
When was she born?
I take her to a show
and the crowd were pretty vacant
as their egos were rushing along
Do I get to go backstage now?
And I hear they’re running round the dressing rooms again
Naked!
I bet they’re out chasing tails again
When was I born?
I’m pretty keen on centrefolds
But no-one's gonna love me
No-one's gonna love me like that
I’m pretty keen on tubular bells
But no-one's gonna love me
No-one's gonna love me for that
I’m peachy keen and I’m terribly kind
But no-one's gonna love me
No-one's gonna love me for that
I’m pretty keen on centrefolds
but no-one's gonna love me
No-one's… (Repeat)
I’m pretty keen on centrefolds
but no-one's gonna love me
No-one's gonna love me like that.