| Bought a present for my guy
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| I bought him a pair of second hand boots
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| Those boots were white not pink
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| He liked to think, that he wore them well
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| He took them to the park, he wore them out
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| And played with the geese
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| Those geese were stupified
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| When he turned around and cried
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| That’s not nice he said, that’s not nice, what you did to me
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| That’s not nice he said, that’s not nice, the way you treat me
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| I’m alright he said, I’m alright, it’s always been me
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| (ah ah ah ah)
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| Hey you, whats-your-face
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| I’ve got a pocket full of fist, you got a stupid face
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| Hey you, know your place
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| You’re like Kentucky Fried Chicken but without the taste
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| Hey you, get some grace
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| You know you’re driving miss daisy all over the place
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| Hey you, you’re taking up space
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| And you’re a fucking disappointment to the human race (oh!)
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| And everybody knows, Summers Summers Summers Summers Summers' the man
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| He’s got a Californian jacket and a fortified tan
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| He met a friendly face in the Isle of Man
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| And then he took it to the states and started a band
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| He took it to a sushi bar named G. I Joes
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| And then he took a bit of playdoh and he stuck it up his nose
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| Summers Summers Summers Summers Summers Summers Summers Summers Summers Summers
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| Summers Summers Summers Summer
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| Jake Summers is the man, Jake Summers is the man
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| He’s the man with with the Californian jacket, his rock and roll band
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| Jake Summer Summer Summer Summer Summer Summer Summer Summer Summer
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| (Jake Summers is the man Jake Summers is the man he can do he can do it he can
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| do he can with his rock and roll band Jake Summers is the man oh yeah what a
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| fucking man he can take it to apollo with a plectrum in his hand)
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| He’s the man
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| That’s not nice he said, that’s not nice, what you did to me
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| That’s not nice he said, that’s not nice, the way you treat me
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| I’m alright he said, I’m alright, it’s always been me
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| FFFFUUUCCCKKK!
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| Hey cutie what’s with your nose
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| Take the focus off, take off your clothes
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| Hey baby what’s with this smile
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| You know he smells like ham and he tastes like bile
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| Hey baby where’s your cord?
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| You know you’re a nightmare bungee breaking whore (??)
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| Hey baby you were the bedroom king
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| Well I’m so sorry for breaking your ding-a-ling-a-ling |