Lyrics Captain A-Bomb - Fight Like Apes

Captain A-Bomb

There was a turtle by the name of Bert
And Bert the Turtle was very alert
When nature threatened him he never got hurt
He knew just what to do
Sometimes Captain A-Bomb
Writes his mum a nice song
Like daisy chains and ping pong
Flower pots and King Kong
And then sometimes
He goes out sometimes
While drinking
Like a lout, sometimes
He turns to great big bongs and ding dongs
Kylie’s greatest hit songs
All about neon paints and ring wrongs
More valances, ding dong
Then sometimes
It’s all about the music
Sometimes
Then sometimes
It’s all about the face
Sometimes
Sometimes
Sometimes Captain A-Bomb
Writes his mum a nice song
Daisy chains and King Kong
Flower pots and ping pong
Sometimes Captain A-Bomb
Writes his mum a nice song
Like daisy chains and King Kong
Flower pots and ping pong
And great big bongs and ding dongs
And Kylie’s greatest hit songs
Sometimes
Sometimes Captain A-Bomb
Writes his mum a nice song
Sometimes Captain A-Bomb
Like daisy chains and ping pong
Sometimes Captain A-Bomb
Like flower pots and King Kong
Sometimes Captain A-Bomb
He writes his mum a nice song
Sometimes
(Sometimes Captain A-Bomb)
He writes his mum a nice song
Sometimes
(Sometimes Captain A-Bomb)
Like daisy chains and ping pong
Some how
(Sometimes Captain A-Bomb)
This turned to great big bongs and ding dongs
Sometimes
(Sometimes Captain A-Bomb)
He writes his mum a nice song