Lyrics Sex Wars - Evil Cowards

Sex Wars

We were soldiers in a bloody sex war
Without a clue about what we’d signed on for
But we fought the good fight
And we fucked each other down
I sucked the venom out of your bite
Went back for another round
Of your sloppy sloppy buffet
Watching the chips falling where they may
And we tried it my way
And then we tried it yours
Stopping traffic on the highway
With our public intercourse
Of course we did, now didn’t we?
And there was no remorse
No regrets of any kind
We were so unsightly but we paid no mind
It was a sex war
And we were watching it unwind
From our front-row seats
On the front lines
And we were wild-eyed
Shell-shocked
Messed-up
Cracked actors ready for our close up
We were fighting for a perverse future
For every man, woman, child, and computer
And we had our instructions
So we marched into the fray
Where I sampled your love suction
And you showered in my spray
And you didn’t know who you were shooting at
I didn’t care that your boobies were booby trapped
We were all in this together
It was just like Vietnam
Except with a whole lot more leather
And a whole lot less napalm
Less napalm
We watched in wonder as the enemy gets
On the receiving ends of our bayonets
It was a sex war
No truce in sight
Sending home body bags
On every cargo flight
And we were killing machines
Letting out our gun slides
Sex marines, semper fi!
Our hearts racing every night as we hunker
In the dirty confines of our love bunker
This is a sex war
And we ain’t going AWOL
Letting God sort 'em out
After we kill 'em all
And we were overstimulated American heroes
Fighting to prevent the next sex ground zero
Notified by unwanted knocks upon your front doors
Fresh kills, casualties of sex wars