Lyrics Optical Day - Evil Cowards

Optical Day

You used to do the ding dong ditch
And now you’re livin' as a male witch
I can’t stop my morning blaze
And you can’t stop the humid, humid oppressive days
And then your body starts shaking
The sleeper will awaken
To a world that was never in his eyes
Or of his making
The time bomb, it will explode in a day
Still the people drive from miles around
To sing hip-hip-hooray
It’s optical day
Let’s start making «K» the letter after «J»
It’s optical day
Let’s start making «K» the letter after «J»
The Tropicana used to be the Shanghai
I settle all my scores with jai alai
Beholden to the slippery ways
And beholden to the Neuvo communist craze
They don’t see the lights are dimming
And they don’t clean the pools we swim in
And they sure don’t know the warm blooded ways of lizard women
They are stammerin' cause they don’t know what to say
If you stop and think about it too much it just blows you away
That’s optical day
Let’s start ridiculing people for how much they weigh
Ooooh ooooh
Ooooh ooooh
And though these are fascist times
I won’t be a party to your party of vicious crimes
I’m living to live good times
And raise the roof with my signature rhymes