
Date of issue: 16.10.2012
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: FOYS NYC
Song language: English
Fixing Machines |
If there’s only one sure thing that I know |
Someday the world’s gonna bow before this cowardly two-man show |
Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho, Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho |
Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho, Whoa-ho whoa-ho-oh-whoa |
You got a lot of guitars, but you don’t play guitar |
You got your love shack laying in the boudoir |
You got your Yakov Smirnoff, screwdriver |
And you’re rocking out to Holy Diver |
If our machine is broken |
Then we gotta replace it |
If our love is a token |
Maybe we should erase it |
And all this time, you were fixing machines |
When you should have been fixing you |
But I’m so happy that you never really wanted to |
If there’s only one sure thing that I know |
Someday the world’s gonna bow before this cowardly two-man show |
Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho, Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho |
Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho, Whoa-ho whoa-ho-oh-whoa |
Now listen. |
Did you hear that? |
It sounds like the sound of meat sizzling |
I know this guy who deals in the action |
He lives his life looking for a reaction |
He got a sight line sighted on the Eye of Horus |
And he drives, and he drives in a '94 Taurus |
He left his wife for a fucking machine |
'Cause he never had a fucking clue |
And I know that’s neither here nor there with you |
Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho, Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho |
Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho, Whoa-ho whoa-ho-oh-whoa |
If there’s only one sure thing that I know |
Someday the world’s gonna bow before this cowardly two-man show. |
Hey! |
If there’s only one sure thing that I know |
Someday the world’s gonna bow before this cowardly two-man show |
You got a lot of guitars, but you don’t play guitar |
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