Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Guy Fawkes vs Che Guevara, artist -Date of issue: 03.05.2019
Song language: English
Guy Fawkes vs Che Guevara |
| EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY |
| GUY FAWKES |
| VS |
| CHE GUEVARA |
| BEGIN! |
| Guevara the terror, fresh Kangol wearer |
| Ill rhyme slayer from the 60's era |
| Revolting heavy metal rebel blood spiller |
| Me and my guerrillas are a squad of killers (Hoo!) |
| I’m known worldwide for my steely-eyed look |
| You’re famous cause of Alan Moore’s third best book |
| All the children say we will be like Che |
| Asthmatic, but I’ll take your breath away *gasp* |
| You tried to rebel against James the first |
| Here’s a tip for your next plot, try to rehearse! |
| I got my face on a magnet on your roommate’s fridge |
| Your head is on a spike up on London Bridge! |
| You had one job cabrón, to strike a matchstick |
| Got caught with a fuse like your bars, not lit |
| You should have stayed anonymous, Epic Fail Guy |
| Treat this battle like the gallows and take another dive |
| As a communist it must really hurt |
| That your face has been cheapened, weakened, besmirched |
| Being plastered on posters, coasters, and shirts |
| Making capitalists rich off of you on merch |
| Right, I’m a pious man and I fight for the lord |
| I would cut you but I don’t want your sweat on my sword |
| I was tortured until I could hardly sign my name |
| And listening to you felt pretty much the same (oooh!) |
| Face it, Ernesto, you’re Castro but less so |
| He’s Cuba Commander, you’re more of the Destro |
| Revolt all you want, I don’t give two Guy Fawkes |
| But look at Venezuela; |
| what you’re fighting for sucks |
| Sucks? |
| Guy, you died for the Catholics |
| A group with a bad touching little boys habit |
| And this porn star pilgrim look what’s up with that? |
| It’s more like V for very bad hat |
| Oh! |
| What’s the Fawkes say now? |
| (KA! KA KA KA KA-KA!) |
| When they cut your junk out |
| I’m the hardest Marxist ever graced a banknote |
| You’re an error prone terrorist penny for the scapegoat |
| Don’t try to boast 'bout your banknotes with Guido |
| You muddled your economy like mint in a mojito |
| This very battle disproves your communist initiative |
| These rhyme skills are not evenly distributed (aah!) |
| I’m Catholic I’ve got mass when I’m rapping |
| You’re an ump-Che, that’s Bay of Pigs latin |
| After what just happened you should retire |
| Is it the 5th of November? |
| Cause I’m on fire! |
| WHO WON? |
| WHO’S NEXT? |
| YOU DECIDE! |
| EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! |