
Date of issue: 31.05.2019
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler 3 |
Adolf Hitler: |
Vader… This is your last chance… Battle me… or die… |
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! |
DARTH VADER! |
VERSUS! |
ADOLF HITLER! |
BEGIN! |
Screw you, you big black cunt! |
I’ll kick your balls and your face! |
A war on two fronts! |
The Führer will crush the Dark Side! |
Like a rap Apartheid! |
I put the germ in the Germany! |
I’m sick on this mic! |
I beat you twice, you sellout, now you bow down to Mickey Mouse |
You call yourself a Dark Lord? |
You couldn’t even conquer Space Mountain! |
You’re just a sad asthmatic robot freak who needs some loving |
Well I baked you something, here, pop into my oven! |
Let me paint you a picture, son |
Potrait of a bitch after World War One |
You were stirring up the fears of the German people |
Telling the world that the Jews are evil |
You wrote a little book, got’em fired up |
Had a Beer Hall Putsch, got’em fired up |
When your bunker started getting fired up |
You put a gun in your mouth and fired up! |
You dumb motherfucker, didn’t Napoleon let you know? |
When you conquer Russia, better pack some fucking winter clothes! |
While you’re fighting off Valkyrie |
I got a million clones, they die for me |
My bounty hunters ride for me |
Yo homeboy, finish this rhyme for me! |
They call me Boba Fett, you wanna mess with me? |
I’ll put my balls in your mouth like boba tea |
I got a jetpack, yo, you know I steal the show! |
Cause when I rock the microphone I- |
Oh, Sieg Hell No! |
You’re not going to cheat me, Mister Sunglasses All the Time! |
I’ll take you and your new boyfriend Goofy and all your spermy soldier guys! |
And throw you in a butthole in the sand! |
I am Adolf… Hitler… |
WHO WON? |
WHO’S NEXT? |
YOU DECIDE! |
EEEEEEPIC RAP! |
BATTLES! |
OF HISTORY! |