Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Bob Ross vs Pablo Picasso, artist -Date of issue: 31.05.2019
Song language: English
Bob Ross vs Pablo Picasso |
| EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY |
| BOB ROSS |
| VERSUS |
| PABLO PICASSO |
| BEGIN |
| I am the greatest, the modern art Muhammad Ali |
| I melt faces, call me MC Dali |
| Your whole body of work is a fluffy mountain of crap |
| You’re the PBS version of Nickelback |
| But I think you must be a genius cause with zero training |
| You made millions teaching people how to suck at painting |
| Why don’t you go back home and beat your brush, you chump! |
| I could make better art with my wiener, Lump! |
| I’m so glad you could join me today |
| So I could teach you how to feel some joy when you paint |
| You’re moody little genius, always so serious |
| I know, you must be on your Blue Period |
| Your work is melancholic, I’m painting happy little trees |
| Call me Jackson Pollock, because I splatter MCs |
| With the voice that soothes, so let’s do this |
| I’ll twist you up like you’re a Rubik’s cubist |
| Don’t use that word like you know what it is |
| You painted thirty thousand pictures of bushes and sticks |
| Does your audience know that you stole your whole show? |
| You just ripped off your teacher, and added an afro! |
| My name is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula |
| Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano |
| De la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso |
| Back… to…you…Bob |
| Well Bob is dropping bombs like this is Guernica |
| I served twenty years, air force, United States of America |
| My technique will make your mistress weep |
| Put her to sleep, elbow drop her dreams, I go deep |
| And I keep it mellow like some cadmium yellow |
| I’m a bright like titanium white kind of fellow |
| Don’t believe in mistakes unless you step to me |
| Yo Pablo, you just got your happy little ass beat |
| WHO WON?! |
| WHO’S NEXT?! |
| YOU DECIDE!!! |
| Here’s a Epic… here’s a little Rap… BATTLE OF HISTORY! |