Lyrics The Royal Doulton Music Hall - Emily Blunt, Lin-Manuel Miranda, Pixie Davies

The Royal Doulton Music Hall

What’s that?
We’re on the brink of an adventure, children
Don’t spoil it with too many questions
In the nursery, you were never by yourself
There was quite another world upon your shelf
Hold on!
Where each day crowds make their way upon the sun’s descent
To a mythical, mystical, never quite logistical tent
Yes in this dearly dynamical
Simply ceramical Royal Doulton bowl
There’s a cuddly and curious
Furry and furious animal watering hole
Where the monkeys and hummingbirds
Know the tunes and the words
Every beast large and small
Loves the very top drawer-able, always encore-able
Royal Doulton Music Hall
Ooh, that one tickled my tail.
Nearly there, Mary Poppins!
Yes in this
Marvelous, mystical, rather sophistical Royal Doulton bowl
There’s a lot of birds queuing up, a lot of hams chewing up
Scenery they swallow whole
There are lots of cats tuning strings
Nightingales in the wings
Waiting for their big drum roll
At the simply sensational
Standing ovational
Royal Doulton Music Hall
Here we are!
But where’s the music hall?
Oh yes- that.
Silly me
Step right up!
Step right up!
Wow!
Goodness!
How on Earth did she do that?
One thing you should know about Mary Poppins — she never explains anything.
Come on!
Hurry, hurry.
Get tickets while you can.
For the one night only,
one and only — Mary Poppins!
What an honor it is to have you join us this
evening
Thank you
And who is this I see?
Why, it’s John, Annabel and Georgie Banks!
You know us?
Of course!
Everyone knows the Banks children.
Hurry along now.
Get yourself
some peanuts and candyfloss and go right on in
May we Mary Poppins?
Yes- just keep away from the edge of the bowl
At the highly acclaimable, nearly untamable
Lavishly praisable, always roof-raise-able
Royal Doulton Music Hall