
Date of issue: 06.12.2018
Song language: English
A Cover Is Not the Book |
Uncle Gutenberg was a bookworm |
And he lived on Charing Cross |
The memory of his volumes brings a smile |
He would read me lots of stories |
When he wasn’t on the sauce |
Now I’d like to share the wisdom |
Of my favourite bibliophile |
He said a- |
Cover is not the book |
So open it up and take a look |
'Cause under the covers one discovers |
That the king may be a crook |
Chapter titles are like signs |
And if you read between the lines |
You’ll find your first impression was mistook |
For a cover is nice |
But a cover is not the book |
Ta-ru-ra-lee, ta-ra-ta-ta-ta! |
Ta-ru-ra-lee, ta-ra-ta-ta-ta! |
Mary Poppins, could you give us an example? |
Certainly! |
Nellie Rubina was made of wood |
But what could not be seen was though |
Her trunk up top was barren |
Well, her roots were lush and green |
So in Spring when Mr Hickory saw her blossoms blooming there |
He took root despite her bark |
And now there’s seedlings everywhere |
Which proves |
A cover is not the book |
So open it up and take a look |
'Cause under the covers one discovers |
That the king may be a crook |
Chapter titles are like signs |
And if you read between the lines |
You’ll find your first impression was mistook |
For a cover is nice |
But a cover is not the book |
Should we do the one about the wealthy widow? |
Oh, by all means! |
Always loved that one |
Well, go on then! |
Lady Hyacinth Macaw |
Brought all her treasures to a reef |
Where she only wore a smile |
Plus two feathers, and a leaf |
So no one tried to rob her |
'Cause she barely wore a stitch |
For when you’re in your birthday suit |
There ain’t much there to show you’re rich! |
Oh, a cover is not the book |
So open it up and take a look |
Cause under the covers one discovers |
That the king maybe a crook |
Ta-ru-ra-lee, ta-ru-ra-la, ta-ru-ra-lee, ta-ra-ta-ta! |
You’ll find your first impression was mistook (Ya-da-da-da) |
For a cover is nice |
But a cover is not the book |
Oh, give us the one about the dirty rascal, why don’t ya? |
Isn’t that one a bit long? |
Well, the quicker you’re into it, the quicker you’re out of it. |
Once upon a time |
In a nursery rhyme |
There was a castle with a king |
Hiding in a wing |
'Cause he never went to school to learn a single thing |
He had scepters and swords |
And a parliament of lords |
But on the inside he was sad |
Egad! |
Because he never had a wisdom for numbers |
A wisdom for words |
Though his crown was quite immense |
His brain was smaller than a bird’s |
So the queen of the nation |
Made a royal proclamation: |
«To the Missus and the Messers |
The more or lessers |
Bring me all the land’s professors» |
Then she went to the hair dressers |
And they came from the east |
And they came from the south |
From each college they poured knowledge |
From their brains into his mouth |
But the king couldn’t learn |
So each professor met their fate |
For the queen had their heads removed |
And placed upon the gate |
And on that date |
I state their wives all got a note |
Their mate was now the late-great |
But then suddenly one day |
A stranger started in to sing |
He said, «I'm the dirty rascal |
And I’m here to teach the king» |
And the queen clutched her jewels |
For she hated royal fools |
But this fool had some rules |
They really ought to teach in schools |
Like you’ll be a happy king |
If you enjoy the things you’ve got |
You should never try to be |
The kind of person that you’re not |
So they sang and they laughed |
For the king had found a friend |
And they ran onto a rainbow for |
The story’s perfect end |
So the moral is you musn’t let |
The outside be the guide |
For it’s not so cut and dried |
Well unless it’s Dr. Jekyll |
Then you better hide, petrified! |
No, the truth can’t be denied |
As I now have testified |
All that really counts and matters |
Is the special stuff inside |
He did it! |
Oh, a cover is not the book |
So open it up and take a look |
'Cause under the covers one discovers |
That the king may be a crook |
So please listen to what we’ve said |
And open up a book tonight in bed |
So one more time before we get the hook |
Sing it out strong! |
A cover is nice |
Please take our advice! |
A cover is nice |
Or you’ll pay the price! |
A cover is nice |
But a cover is not the book |
Ta-ru-ra-lee, ta-ru-ra-la-la |
Ta-ru-ra-lee, ta-ru-ra-la-la |
Ta-ru-ra-lee, ta-ru-ra-la-la, la, la! |