| Uncle Gutenberg was a bookworm
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| And he lived on Charing Cross
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| The memory of his volumes brings a smile
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| He would read me lots of stories
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| When he wasn’t on the sauce
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| Now I’d like to share the wisdom
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| Of my favourite bibliophile
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| He said a-
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| Cover is not the book
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| So open it up and take a look
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| 'Cause under the covers one discovers
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| That the king may be a crook
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| Chapter titles are like signs
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| And if you read between the lines
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| You’ll find your first impression was mistook
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| For a cover is nice
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| But a cover is not the book
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| Ta-ru-ra-lee, ta-ra-ta-ta-ta!
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| Ta-ru-ra-lee, ta-ra-ta-ta-ta!
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| Mary Poppins, could you give us an example?
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| Certainly!
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| Nellie Rubina was made of wood
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| But what could not be seen was though
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| Her trunk up top was barren
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| Well, her roots were lush and green
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| So in Spring when Mr Hickory saw her blossoms blooming there
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| He took root despite her bark
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| And now there’s seedlings everywhere
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| Which proves
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| A cover is not the book
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| So open it up and take a look
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| 'Cause under the covers one discovers
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| That the king may be a crook
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| Chapter titles are like signs
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| And if you read between the lines
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| You’ll find your first impression was mistook
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| For a cover is nice
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| But a cover is not the book
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| Should we do the one about the wealthy widow?
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| Oh, by all means!
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| Always loved that one
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| Well, go on then!
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| Lady Hyacinth Macaw
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| Brought all her treasures to a reef
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| Where she only wore a smile
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| Plus two feathers, and a leaf
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| So no one tried to rob her
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| 'Cause she barely wore a stitch
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| For when you’re in your birthday suit
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| There ain’t much there to show you’re rich!
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| Oh, a cover is not the book
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| So open it up and take a look
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| Cause under the covers one discovers
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| That the king maybe a crook
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| Ta-ru-ra-lee, ta-ru-ra-la, ta-ru-ra-lee, ta-ra-ta-ta!
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| You’ll find your first impression was mistook (Ya-da-da-da)
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| For a cover is nice
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| But a cover is not the book
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| Oh, give us the one about the dirty rascal, why don’t ya?
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| Isn’t that one a bit long?
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| Well, the quicker you’re into it, the quicker you’re out of it.
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| Once upon a time
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| In a nursery rhyme
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| There was a castle with a king
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| Hiding in a wing
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| 'Cause he never went to school to learn a single thing
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| He had scepters and swords
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| And a parliament of lords
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| But on the inside he was sad
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| Egad!
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| Because he never had a wisdom for numbers
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| A wisdom for words
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| Though his crown was quite immense
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| His brain was smaller than a bird’s
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| So the queen of the nation
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| Made a royal proclamation:
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| «To the Missus and the Messers
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| The more or lessers
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| Bring me all the land’s professors»
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| Then she went to the hair dressers
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| And they came from the east
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| And they came from the south
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| From each college they poured knowledge
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| From their brains into his mouth
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| But the king couldn’t learn
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| So each professor met their fate
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| For the queen had their heads removed
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| And placed upon the gate
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| And on that date
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| I state their wives all got a note
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| Their mate was now the late-great
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| But then suddenly one day
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| A stranger started in to sing
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| He said, «I'm the dirty rascal
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| And I’m here to teach the king»
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| And the queen clutched her jewels
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| For she hated royal fools
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| But this fool had some rules
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| They really ought to teach in schools
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| Like you’ll be a happy king
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| If you enjoy the things you’ve got
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| You should never try to be
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| The kind of person that you’re not
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| So they sang and they laughed
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| For the king had found a friend
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| And they ran onto a rainbow for
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| The story’s perfect end
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| So the moral is you musn’t let
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| The outside be the guide
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| For it’s not so cut and dried
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| Well unless it’s Dr. Jekyll
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| Then you better hide, petrified!
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| No, the truth can’t be denied
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| As I now have testified
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| All that really counts and matters
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| Is the special stuff inside
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| He did it!
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| Oh, a cover is not the book
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| So open it up and take a look
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| 'Cause under the covers one discovers
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| That the king may be a crook
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| So please listen to what we’ve said
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| And open up a book tonight in bed
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| So one more time before we get the hook
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| Sing it out strong!
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| A cover is nice
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| Please take our advice!
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| A cover is nice
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| Or you’ll pay the price!
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| A cover is nice
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| But a cover is not the book
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| Ta-ru-ra-lee, ta-ru-ra-la-la
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| Ta-ru-ra-lee, ta-ru-ra-la-la
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| Ta-ru-ra-lee, ta-ru-ra-la-la, la, la! |