Translation of the song lyrics Cásate o muérete - El Tri

Cásate o muérete (original)

Si quieres conocer tus defectos
Casate
Y si quieres conocer tus cualidades
Muerete
Si crees que jugando con fuego
No te puedes quemar
Esperate a que te acabes de matrimoniar
Y si quieres que todo el mundo
Te quiera de verdad
Eso solo va a ser posible cuando estes en la eternidad
Porque.
Si quieres conocer tus defectos
Casate
Y si quieres conocer tus cualidades
Muerete
Si crees que todo esta muy caro y cuesta un dineral
Esperate a que te acuestes en el lecho nupcial
Y si quieres que todo el mundo hable bien de ti
Eso solo va a ser posible cuando ya no estes aqui
Porque.
Si quieres conocer tus defectos
Casate
Y si quieres conocer tus cualidades
Muerete
No te aguites si tus cuates te dicen mandilon
Porque a todos ellos tambien se las hacen de jamon
Y si quieres que todo el mundo te de su bendicion
Eso es muy facil con el acta de defuncion
Porque.
Si quieres conocer tus defectos
Casate
Y si quieres conocer tus cualidades
Muerete

(translation)

If you want to know your flaws
get married
And if you want to know your qualities
Die
If you think playing with fire
you can't get burned
Wait until you finish getting married
And if you want the whole world
I really love you
That will only be possible when you are in eternity
Because.
If you want to know your flaws
get married
And if you want to know your qualities
Die
If you think that everything is very expensive and costs a fortune
Wait for you to lie down in the wedding bed
And if you want the whole world to speak well of you
That will only be possible when you are no longer here
Because.
If you want to know your flaws
get married
And if you want to know your qualities
Die
Don't get upset if your friends call you mandilon
Because they also make them all out of ham
And if you want the whole world to give you their blessing
That is very easy with the death certificate
Because.
If you want to know your flaws
get married
And if you want to know your qualities
Die