
Date of issue: 30.04.2003
Song language: English
Monkey |
I’m sorry I misplaced your monkey |
It was a careless thing to do |
But are you aware I spend all my spare time |
Missing you? |
And I know you’ve been dreaming |
Of a simian surprise |
And all I ever do is think about you |
And your lovely eyes |
But I love you more than words can say |
And words can say a lot |
Though often they do not |
I contemplate you day and night |
More beautiful than any star |
I’m your mate, you’re my mate |
And we don’t need some primate |
To show us what we are, right? |
But I still owe you a monkey |
And I’ll get on it right away |
But you may regret it if you ever get it |
They’re mischievous, so they say |
But I love you more than anything |
And if that sounds too vague |
I’d cut off my left leg for you |
And I’d avoid other girls like the plague |
If you were here I’d beg you to stay |
What more can I say? |
Happy Monkeyless Valentines Day |
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She All Right | 1999 |
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London | 2003 |
Suicide Watch | 1999 |
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Big Strange Beautiful Hammer | 2003 |
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