| 12:00 pm still asleep the price is right in on downstairs |
| Forgot to call my girlfriend, missed lunch with my parents |
| There’s throw up in my bed from I don’t know where |
| I’m never drinking tequila again |
| I drank whiskey like water now water like whiskey |
| The bottle it missed, my eyes are bleary |
| My hands are shaking |
| You only like me when I’m drunk |
| You only like me when you’re drunk! |
| You only like me when we’ve been drinking |
| And you hate my sad songs yeah you hate my sad songs |
| Can you write me a love song, they’re better for dancing! |
| I drank whiskey like water now water like whiskey |
| The bottle it missed, my eyes are bleary |
| My hands are shaking |
| Who did I text last night? |
| How did I get this black eye? |
| How did I wake up on my carpet? |
| Why is there half a Dorito’s Loco Taco in my pocket? |
| Dude, seriously where’s my car? |
| I think that I lowered the bar |
| I think that I lowered the bar |