| I get embarrassed
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| Talking punk rock with my parents
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| Everybody’s having kids
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| I’m still ripping basement gigs
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| This stopped being cute
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| After I turned twenty-two
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| Oh my God, my dreams are dumb
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| I’m way too old to act so young
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| Will this be fun when I’m forty-one
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| Oh my God, here it comes
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| Hell yeah I’m scared
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| Of my choice between two nightmares
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| At my desk or on the road
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| Either way I’ll die alone
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| 'Cause
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| I don’t wanna be forty
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| Singing songs about getting drunk at prom
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| I don’t wanna be forty
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| With a weird relationship with my Dad and Mom
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| I don’t wanna be forty
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| With the only way to express my feelings
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| Is through shitty four-chord pop-punk songs
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| But
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| I don’t wanna be forty
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| Saying what the hell am I doing at my job
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| I don’t wanna be forty
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| With the HOA when I’m mowing my lawn
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| I don’t wanna be forty
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| Feeling like I never got to do
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| A goddamn thing I want
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| But
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| I don’t wanna be forty
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| Singing songs about getting drunk at prom
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| I don’t wanna be forty
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| With a weird relationship with my Dad and Mom
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| I don’t wanna be forty |
| With the only way to express my feelings
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| Is through shitty four-chord pop-punk songs
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| But
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| I don’t wanna be forty
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| Saying what the hell am I doing at my job
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| I don’t wanna be forty
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| With the HOA when I’m mowing my lawn
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| I don’t wanna be forty
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| Standing on my boat
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| And screaming at the top of my lungs
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| That I never got to do anything I want
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| I never got to do anything I want
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| I never got to do anything I want
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| I never got to do anything I want |