Lyrics Endless Bummer - Dollar Signs

Endless Bummer

When I was 12 years old, oh I went to summer camp
Cause I wanted to get my first kiss
That was the summer that I first got rocky mountain spider fever
While my friends were having their first sexual experience
I was in the nurses office pulling off ticks
The guys were getting to second base
While I was fucking throwing up out of the front of my face
They were making out and I was throwing up
This endless summer is an endless bummer
Oh I can’t wait until winter
Endless summer’s an endless bummer
My friends tell me that I worry too much
And how can you not have fun while you’re wearing swimming trunks
I don’t take my shirt off
I sit by the pool and get drunk
And pretend like I’m having fun
Then I drink too much
AAnd let me tell you, son
Vomit smells worse in the hot hot sun
Yeah vomit smells worse in the hot hot sun
This endless summers an endless bummer, don’t you know
I sweated through all my clothes
Endless summer’s an endless bummer don’t you know
I’m drowning in your chill wave, bro
I’m drowning in your chill wave, bro
Woah woah woah woah
Woah woah woah woah
Woah woah woah nooo
Oh noooo
WIPEOUT!