| Oh snap!
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| Get your trading cards ready,
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| Cause we’re about to throw down!
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| Everybody in the place,
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| shuffle your fucking deck!
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| But make sure you don’t have any illegal cards
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| Or you shall be disqualified!
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| (God Cards are okay though)
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| I’m on a blimp!
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| I’m on a blimp!
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| Everybody look at me,
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| 'cause I’m duelling on a blimp!
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| I’m on a blimp!
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| I’m on a blimp!
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| Take a good hard look at the mother fucking blimp!
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| I’m on a blimp, motherfucker
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| In the fucking sky
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| Straight pimping on a blimp
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| And I’m so high.
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| Yugi Moto wears clothes like a fucking gimp.
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| He can’t stop me and my minions,
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| Cause I’m on a blimp.
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| Hit the ignition switch.
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| I’m on a blimp, bitch.
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| We’re playing card games in the sky
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| Cause I’m so rich.
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| I got locator cards,
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| And my duel disk.
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| I’m winning finals,
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| You’re in Duelist Kingdom losing star chips!
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| I’m riding on a dragon,
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| Shooting flames and smoke,
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| It’s breathing fire,
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| Making everybody choke,
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| But this ain’t Middle Earth,
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| And we’re not Frodo and Sam,
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| And we’re not gay by the way,
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| Least I don’t think that I am.
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| I’m on a blimp and
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| It’s going fast and
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| We’re flying over a city that looks like Zanarkand.
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| I’m the KaibaCorp King
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| On a blimp like Kiki,
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| If you’re on the ground
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| Then you’re sure not me-me.
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| Get the fuck up!
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| This blimp is real!
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| Fuck land, I’m in the clouds, mother fucker!
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| Fuck Squall, I like Cloud, mother fucker!
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| My fangirls think I’m well-endowed, mother fucker!
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| To murder Yugi’s what I’ve vowed, mother fucker!
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| Hey dad, if you could see me here,
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| Arms spread wide as the fangirls cheer,
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| Sounding just like Solid Snake from Metal Gear,
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| With Obelisk in my deck,
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| ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!
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| Yeah.
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| Never thought I’d be in the air
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| I’m just a fluffy cute teddy bear
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| Lord Satan
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| Look at me,
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| Oh.
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| Never thought I’d feel so well
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| It would be funny if somebody fell.
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| Hey, what’s that burning smell?
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| Oh, it’s your mother playing card games in hell!
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| I’m on a blimp!
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| I’m on a blimp!
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| Everybody look at me,
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| 'cause I’m duelling on a blimp!
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| I’m on a blimp!
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| I’m on a blimp!
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| Take a good hard look at the mother fucking blimp! |