
Date of issue: 14.07.2013
Record label: Ringtone Mania
Song language: English
Thong Song (Tribute in the Style of Sisqo) |
Oh snap! |
Get your trading cards ready, |
Cause we’re about to throw down! |
Everybody in the place, |
shuffle your fucking deck! |
But make sure you don’t have any illegal cards |
Or you shall be disqualified! |
(God Cards are okay though) |
I’m on a blimp! |
I’m on a blimp! |
Everybody look at me, |
'cause I’m duelling on a blimp! |
I’m on a blimp! |
I’m on a blimp! |
Take a good hard look at the mother fucking blimp! |
I’m on a blimp, motherfucker |
In the fucking sky |
Straight pimping on a blimp |
And I’m so high. |
Yugi Moto wears clothes like a fucking gimp. |
He can’t stop me and my minions, |
Cause I’m on a blimp. |
Hit the ignition switch. |
I’m on a blimp, bitch. |
We’re playing card games in the sky |
Cause I’m so rich. |
I got locator cards, |
And my duel disk. |
I’m winning finals, |
You’re in Duelist Kingdom losing star chips! |
I’m riding on a dragon, |
Shooting flames and smoke, |
It’s breathing fire, |
Making everybody choke, |
But this ain’t Middle Earth, |
And we’re not Frodo and Sam, |
And we’re not gay by the way, |
Least I don’t think that I am. |
I’m on a blimp and |
It’s going fast and |
We’re flying over a city that looks like Zanarkand. |
I’m the KaibaCorp King |
On a blimp like Kiki, |
If you’re on the ground |
Then you’re sure not me-me. |
Get the fuck up! |
This blimp is real! |
Fuck land, I’m in the clouds, mother fucker! |
Fuck Squall, I like Cloud, mother fucker! |
My fangirls think I’m well-endowed, mother fucker! |
To murder Yugi’s what I’ve vowed, mother fucker! |
Hey dad, if you could see me here, |
Arms spread wide as the fangirls cheer, |
Sounding just like Solid Snake from Metal Gear, |
With Obelisk in my deck, |
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! |
Yeah. |
Never thought I’d be in the air |
I’m just a fluffy cute teddy bear |
Lord Satan |
Look at me, |
Oh. |
Never thought I’d feel so well |
It would be funny if somebody fell. |
Hey, what’s that burning smell? |
Oh, it’s your mother playing card games in hell! |
I’m on a blimp! |
I’m on a blimp! |
Everybody look at me, |
'cause I’m duelling on a blimp! |
I’m on a blimp! |
I’m on a blimp! |
Take a good hard look at the mother fucking blimp! |