
Date of issue: 23.04.2012
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Help Me |
Beep! |
Deuce: |
Hello? |
Record Label: |
Yes, hello, Aron, Deuce, you there? |
Deuce: |
Hey yeah! |
What’s up! |
Record Label: |
So a little birdie tells me you’re working on a new record, is that true? |
Deuce: |
B-Birdy, yeah that’s tr- |
Record Label: |
WTF are you thinking?! |
(Help Me plays fades in, in the background) |
Deuce: |
Uhhhhh… I'm very busy I’m doin' shit you know? |
Record Label: |
WTF is goin' on through your brain? |
We’re big, we’re a fucking major label! |
You ain’t gonna be startin' your own band! |
(Arguing) |
deuce-nine-lives.ru |
Record Label: |
I’m gonna trash that record! |
No radio! |
You ain’t not comin' out without my permission! |
Imma burry you boy, Imma burry you! |
(Song starts) |
(Chrous) |
Help me I ain’t got no brains, |
Help me I can’t feel no pain, |
Help me I can’t stand the rain, |
Help me before I drift away! |
Help me I ain’t got no brains, |
Help me I can’t feel no pain, |
Help me I can’t stand the rain, |
Help me before I drift away! |
I’m the George Bush of this rap shit, |
You can tell Randy Jackson to kiss my black ass, |
I’m the white Obama bitch, |
You could judge this when I flip middle finger up a little while I quit, |
I’m sick of these people tryin' to tell me what I got, |
These thousand drums make you want a little click, |
Put ‘em around in there, make ‘em drown in with, |
These other rap stars are like clowns it’s sick, |
Like Monica Lewinsky when She’s sucking on a 6 inch toothpick bitch, |
Just got her boobs in so she can do it do it Make a new clit. |
While these kids are downloading and he sounds profound, |
Yeah I ain’t going down with my hand on my dick, |
While the next world trade center blows up quick, |
Hold up I think you need another doughnut Mr. officer, |
Everybody go nuts! |
Look what I’ve become, |
This place I’ve begun, |
Started as The One and still don’t give a fuck, |
These bitches gettin' love, |
No more Grenade a' Dove, |
You 30 rappers *blech*, |
You still ain’t gotta buzz, |
You can dream, you can dream but you gonna suck, |
I got the voice and the lips baby turn it up, |
I don’t need MTV when I sell this much, |
I’d rather be on Carson Daily than Oprah, son, |
I am better than that, |
I’m a veteran, kid, |
Get these kids offa medicine bitch, |
Who’s better than him, |
I’mma ruin that bitch, |
I’mma tell you once now I’mma tell you again, |
At least fight back, pussy, |
Give me a challenge, |
I’m the BOSS motherfucker you don’t want no static, |
B-O-S-S, Deuce is back bitch, |
Yo Truth (what's up), |
Pass the automatic! |
Yeah! |
These labels want to put me away for good, |
They wanna keep me in the hood, |
But I keep swinging right back like you know I should, |
Making history in the books, |
You suck, |
There’s no buts, |
The whole music industry can lick my nuts, |
Motherfucker I ain’t got no love for some fake ass wannabe Donald Trump! |
(Outro) |
Record Label: |
Deuce can suck my fucking contract! |
You do what I say, I ain’t making you |
famous! |
You’re not fucking bitches without my permission! |
Deuce: |
Uh huh, uh huh! |
Yeah I ain’t even gotta fucking try! |
You know why? |
Cause I sound good Whenever I talk, whenever I spit, whenever I sing, bitch. |
I’m the white Obama bitch! |
Hey Yuma, let’s get the fuck outta here! |